Forever Foes!

Everyone seems to be getting in on the children's book market these days... Madonna, Katie Price, Idi Amin and many more. And just as they stretched their respective talents beyond pop music, brutal repression and having big tits, I have done the same and launched my own line of children's novels!

Proudly brought to you by Harry Potter publishers Bloomsbury, FOREVER FOES! is available in all good bookshops including Waterstone's as seen below. FOREVER FOES! follows the adventures of a series of different villainous adventurers "...as they run the gamut of negative human experience, smashing and fucking everything in their path!". Wowee!

A close up of those covers so your six to twelve-year old knows what to look for on Amazon, with each character brought to life by a different talented artist from the Scottish comics underground.

 Volume I: Fear, Emptiness, Despair.

 Volume II: To Philosophise With A Hammer

Volume III: Bastards of Ragnarok

Available now in national bookstores!:

A good look at the blurb, to reel in those enthusiatic young minds:

And here are the central characters, soon to be appearing on lunchboxes, stationery and backpacks and that kind of stuff:

Lust Ghost - by Spanky

Spewnicorn - by Robert Thomson

 Gaseous Bastard - by Rob Miller

Meat Nun - by Paul McCann

Plague Chef - by James Corcoran

The Wicker Gran - by Alex Ronald

 

Prison Troll - by Curt Sibling

 

 Gory Tory - by Dave Alexander

Space Racist - by Iain Laurie

Thanks to each of these very skilled gentlemen for lending their talents and tolerating the excruciating Bloomsbury editorial process.


BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

In keeping with the fine tradition of cynical cash-ins and exhaustive merchandising, there's also the FOREVER FOES collectable card game FOE TRUMPS! Simply click to embiggen, print, snip, glue then destroy your opponents without mercy! Check out these cool kids engaged in a deadly match.

 Jim "Destroyer" Devlin is furious as Manglin' Paul McCann smites him with a killer play!

Expand your game - more Foe Trumps to follow! Gotta Catch 'Em All!

 
Gee willikers, sir! My favourite Foe has gotta be...

Zorgo: Revelations

Presumably to the tune of...

Though for actually lowering the coffin into the ground, this would probably work too...

Who knew Whitesnake had so many songs approppriate for laying the dead to rest??

With art by sky-watching space-scribbler James Corcoran. Cheers James!

Haunted Bowels!

Prepare to be haunted....!

I'm very pleased to say that after some years now of producing comics, I've finally printed my first collected volume - Haunted Bowels: Craig Collins Collected Comics Volume 1.

 Cover art by Iain Laurie

A collection of small press comedy comics - gruesome gags and oddball humour, surreal comedy and morbid light entertainment. Omniscient beings, strange cowboys, troubled poets and unruly spectres and much more await within...!

28 A5 black and white pages with colour cover. Some adult humour. Chocked to the gills with comics and featuring art by:

Dave Alexander, James Corcoran, Iain Laurie, Paul McCann, Rob Miller, Nulsh, Curt Sibling, Robert Thomson and Jacek Zabawa.

And you can buy it here in my Big Cartel for a mere £3 plus postage.

Needless to say it's been a huge pleasure collaborating with these exceptionally talented gentlemen, without whom I wouldn't have made any comics at all. Thanks guys, my hat's off to you! Thanks also to Stuart Gould of UK Comics, printer extraordinaire and all-round good guy.

The Extispicist!

Here's a little strip on the abuses of extispicy, with art by Space Spitfire Flight Lieutenant  James Corcoran.

Click to embiggen!

I think this one will show up in Yuck! at some point, but it was high time to pull the bloodied carcass out of cryogenic storage.

Wasted #6 Is Upon Us!

Issue #6 of Wasted is out now from Alan Grant's Bad Press Ltd. Available in comic shops, newsagents and skull-shaped mountaintops all over the UK and online here!

You'll find all manner of mucky mayhem therein, including some by written by me: Sound and Fury with Jacek Zabawa, Omniscient Zorgo with art by James Corcoran and there's yet more Zinder Surprises to be had with Paul McCann.

Here's a wee preview:

 Wasted #6 Cover by the wonderfully talented industry veteran Cam Kennedy.

Omniscient Zorgo!

More callous cosmic cackles with the Omniscient One... click to invoke the embiggened version.

Art duties by London via Paisley scribbler James Corcoran. When not orbiting the moon in a fabulously retro 50's space module, James can be found drawing comics about orbiting the moon in a fabulously retro 50's space module. Check out his stuff!