Proudly brought to you by Harry Potter publishers Bloomsbury, FOREVER FOES! is available in all good bookshops including Waterstone's as seen below. FOREVER FOES! follows the adventures of a series of different villainous adventurers "...as they run the gamut of negative human experience, smashing and fucking everything in their path!". Wowee!
A close up of those covers so your six to twelve-year old knows what to look for on Amazon, with each character brought to life by a different talented artist from the Scottish comics underground.
Volume I: Fear, Emptiness, Despair.
Volume II: To Philosophise With A Hammer
Volume III: Bastards of Ragnarok
Available now in national bookstores!:
A good look at the blurb, to reel in those enthusiatic young minds:
Lust Ghost - by Spanky
Spewnicorn - by Robert Thomson
Gaseous Bastard - by Rob Miller
Meat Nun - by Paul McCann
Plague Chef - by James Corcoran
The Wicker Gran - by Alex Ronald
Prison Troll - by Curt Sibling
Gory Tory - by Dave Alexander
Space Racist - by Iain LaurieThanks to each of these very skilled gentlemen for lending their talents and tolerating the excruciating Bloomsbury editorial process.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
In keeping with the fine tradition of cynical cash-ins and exhaustive merchandising, there's also the FOREVER FOES collectable card game FOE TRUMPS! Simply click to embiggen, print, snip, glue then destroy your opponents without mercy! Check out these cool kids engaged in a deadly match.
Jim "Destroyer" Devlin is furious as Manglin' Paul McCann smites him with a killer play!Expand your game - more Foe Trumps to follow! Gotta Catch 'Em All!
Gee willikers, sir! My favourite Foe has gotta be...