Clive Barker's Permanent Marker

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Every now and then there's something so ridiculously stupid that I can't possibly ask someone else to draw it, and as a result you're exposed to the agonising experience of observing something I drew myself. Here's an example of such a thing from a few years back, that I tidied up a bit since.

Or alternatively, similar satire done considerably better.